I like my coffee like I like my men (I don’t even like coffee).
Perhaps it’s just the instant credibility that is received amongst work colleges when it comes to ordering a skinny latte with two Splenda's and using one of those reusable, environmentally friendly coffee cups that seems to say “hey! – I’m smart and sophisticated and I care about things”, all the while, realizing that the ground coffee beans in the cup were harvested from a fragile unsustainable rainforest ecosystem, on the verge of collapse, where the workers; underage, overworked and underpaid are whipped into submission, along with other torturous and carnal methods of motivation.
Sometimes I think; if only they realized… if only they realized that the rest of the world was in an even greater state of disrepair, it might give’m a little perspective.
I mean, had they realized that my Starbucks had run out of Splenda for my skinny latte, they mightn't be so difficult.
Perhaps it’s just the instant credibility that is received amongst work colleges when it comes to ordering a skinny latte with two Splenda's and using one of those reusable, environmentally friendly coffee cups that seems to say “hey! – I’m smart and sophisticated and I care about things”, all the while, realizing that the ground coffee beans in the cup were harvested from a fragile unsustainable rainforest ecosystem, on the verge of collapse, where the workers; underage, overworked and underpaid are whipped into submission, along with other torturous and carnal methods of motivation.
Sometimes I think; if only they realized… if only they realized that the rest of the world was in an even greater state of disrepair, it might give’m a little perspective.
I mean, had they realized that my Starbucks had run out of Splenda for my skinny latte, they mightn't be so difficult.
This contains awesome sentences.
ReplyDeleteIt must've been the sentence where I said I didn't like men.
ReplyDeleteSplendid :-)
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