Sunday, February 13, 2011

Subway - Jow Bates

They come and go. They come and go.

It's constant, an ever fluctuating blur of faces, the spasmodic torrent of life, highlighting the lack of life. People on their way to a grey-area of grey-life on grey transport, desperately trying to keep up with themselves. Lethargic atheists praying for pseudo-adrenaline, urban spelunking in London's sickly belly. Nearly living.

His coffee stained lips tightened against the warm, damp air that whistled past him. The smell of the earth was masked by concrete and uncertainty. He woke up, finding as he often did, that he hadn't been thinking, like catching himself mid-blackout and snapping back to waking life. He was deliberately slipping out of consciousness; phasing out at work, tuning out the noise of unwanted life, he was desperately not-living in a literal sense, but he wanted to be alive, didn't he?
The cacophony of giant mechanical worms scurrying past woke him again and he mused insincerely over articles in the metro, fading out of life again. This was how he had spent one third of the last five years of his "life".

/One third sleeping.
/One third traveling.
/One third validating his existence on Facebook.

A wave of service announcements washed over his social entropy as he found himself sat, staring at his hastily work-polished shoes, on what muscle memory told him was the Circle Line. Twelve minutes and thirty-seven seconds later he would find himself at Edgware Road, twelve minutes and thirty seven seconds of subterranean paralysis.

Seven minutes and twenty-two seconds later he woke up again, coffee stained lips tightened against the white hot noise of inversion that screamed past him. The smell of copper was partially obscured by sulphur and panic. He woke up, finding as he rarely did, that he was losing his grip on the seat in from of him, unintentionally slipping out of consciousness, tuning out the noise of an unwanted hysteria, he was desperately living in an indefinite sense, but he wanted to be alive, didn't he?
The  cacophony of giant mechanical worms recoiling in bewilderment woke him again and he grieved sincerely over the last five years of his "life".

A wave of applause washed over his social entropy and he found himself sat, staring at the gilded, scarlet cover of the large tome on his lap.
"This is your life." Announced Michael Aspel, without a hint of irony.
He blinked.

Subway - Fargo

THE FATHER WALKS INTO PAUL'S BEDROOM, FATHER HAS RED EYES DUE TO AN INTENSE DISPLAY OF EMOTION. PAUL IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING WITH HIS STAR WARS ACTION FIGURES, FATHER STANDS AT THE DOOR, A SADNESS SPREADS ACROSS HIS FACE LIKE A VIRUS. PAUL HAS YET TO NOTICE HIS FATHERS PRESENCE .FATHER JUST STANDS FOR A WHILE LOOKING AT HIM, WITH SADNESS AND FEAR. HAUNTING IMAGES ARE PLAGUING HIS MIND.
HE THEN TAKES A SLOW WALK WHO IS STILL IN THE CORNER OF HIS BEDROOM PLAYING WITH HIS TOYS MAKING THE SOUNDS THAT SPACESHIP WOULD MAKE AS HE IS FLYING A TOY SPACESHIP AROUND IN FRONT OF HIM. FATHER THEN KNEELS DOWN AND PLACES A HAND ON PAUL'S SHOULDER. PAUL TURNS TO HIS FATHER.

Paul
Hi Daddy, Luke Skywalker is flying Daddy look.

HE SWINGS THE TOY SPACESHIP AROUND IN FRONT OF HIM. FATHER SMILES. BUT HIS IS STILL DISPLAYING A LOOK OF GREAT SADNESS.

Father
Wow Paul he’s really going for it!

PAUL SMILES. FATHER IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT INSTEAD PAUSES AS THOUGH THE INFORMATION THAT HE IS ABOUT TO BEQUEATH IS SOMETHING OF A STRUGGLE. HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH THEN PROCEEDS WITH THE FOLLOWING, WITH GREAT SORROW AND EXERTION.

Father
Paul, Daddy has to tell you something that you may not understand. But before I do, I just want you to know that me and Mummy love you very much and we are always going to be here for you. (Pause) I have some bad news. When your sister went out earlier in her car there was a terrible accident, then the ambulance people came and tried their hardest to make her better, but, (tears begin to roll down his face) but they couldn’t make her better and now she has gone to sleep.

Paul
When is Shelly going to wake up Daddy?

Father
I’m so sorry Paul Shelly can’t ever wake up.

Paul
(Sadness in his voice) But how comes she wake up Daddy?

FATHER BEGINS TO CRY, AND FORCEFULLY TRIES TO HOLD IT TOGETHER.

Father
Paul, when Shelly had the accident she was in pain, and the doctors tried to make the pain stop, but they couldn’t, and the only way the pain would stop is if she went to sleep.

Paul
But she was going to take me to see where the queen lives.

FATHER LEANS OVER AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND PAUL, THEN PICKS HIM UP AND SITS ON THE BED WITH PAUL ON HIS LAP.

Father
(Crying silently) I know she was, but me and Mummy will now.
Paul
Will I ever see her again?

Father
Shelly will be waiting for all of us in heaven when its our turn to sleep, but that’s not going to be for a very long time, you will see her again but not for a long while. In the meantime she will always be looking over you from heaven and protecting you, and in every hour of every day she will be with you right here. (He places his hand on Paul’s chest)

Paul
Will she be happy in heaven.

Father
Oh yeah, it’s a beautiful place, and she will be at peace and she will never feel pain ever again, and she will be looking forward to watching over you every day.

Paul
Won’t she even get a sore tummy like she used to?

Father
She wont even get her sore tummy.

Paul
I’m going to miss her Daddy!

Father
I know Paul I know, so am I. (Pause) But you can still talk to her whenever you want.

Paul
I can?

Father
Yeah, whenever you feel really bad, and really miss her, you can talk to her, you won’t be able to hear her, but she will here every word you say to her.

Paul
I miss her now Daddy, can I say something to her now?

Father
Of course you can darling, she would love that.

FATHER STARTS TO CRY AS PAUL STANDS UP GOES OVER TO THE WINDOW AND LOOKS UP.

Paul
Is she up there Daddy?

Father
Yeah that’s where she is, go ahead she can hear you.

Paul
Shelly Daddy say your asleep and that your in heaven, I miss you loads already, and wish you were here with me. But at least your tummy wont hurt anymore, and Daddy says I will see you again but not for a long while so I hope there’s lots and lots of things to do up there. I will speak to you every day. Love you!

PAUL GOES OVER TO FATHER AND SEE’S HE IS CRYING, PAUL THEN SITS ON HIS LAP AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIM. FATHER CANT GET THE IMAGE OF SHELLY LAYING DEAD IN THE SUBWAY, HE TRIES TO REGAIN COMPOSURE.

Father
Good boy, and you know she loves you to. Now lets go downstairs and give Mummy a cuddle and make sure she’s ok.

Paul
Does she know that Shelly will be happy and that we will all see her again?

Father
Yeah she does son.

FATHER STANDS UP WITH PAUL IN HIS ARMS AND THEY START WALKING DOWNSTAIRS.

Paul
Daddy?

Father
Yeah?

Paul
Can I get t a hamster?

Father
No Paul they smell and their rodents.

Paul
That’s not fair, I’m never allowed anything I want.

Father
Not now Paul, not now.

FADE TO BLACK.

Subway - D'oh

With a slogan like “Subway, eat fresh!”, you can rest assured that the processed rats tail in the meatballs are fresh.

Subway - Pumpkin Sheepshanks

I should of been a rape victim. On the boat with me was a priest, two scout leaders and a Peruvian. I was 12 and being offered tesco value beer by these brutes to which i refrained. "Stay safe, stay sober" the twelve year old me thought. We had been sailing to Shotley and back just for something to do, or at least that's what i thought at the time. It makes sense years later that should i have accepted the Tesco value lager, the something to do would of been me.
The Peruvian was there under dubious pretenses. The priest was friends with him when he was assigned to a church on the Peruvian cordillera of the Andes 10 years ago. That the Peruvian was only 20 now begged the question why the priest was friends with a ten year old anyway. well it did in my undeveloped 12 year old head, but not in any minds of the adult congregation who didn't seem to question this strange friendship.
So the priest had the Peruvian shipped over, under the guise of a cultural exchange. To keep himself busy whilst the priest did gods work he did the priests housework and gardening. It was through my role as a gardener i met the Peruvian. His English wasn't great and my Spanish was non existent yet we clicked in a platonic friendship way. i stuck to my English gentleman tools of the trade and was embarrassed by his superior work rate using nothing but a pick axe.
"gardening should be a leisure" the 12 year old me would say.
"me violaciones" The Peruvian would reply. I thought he was saying in his native tongue something about vultures at the time, so i shrugged it off, and let him finish most of the work before we went inside the priests abode for some lunch.
Inside i remarked about the guitar whilst he made a few sandwiches and grabbed some crisps.
"I tocar la guitarra" said the Peruvian whilst gesturing for me to pick it up. "Se puede jugar?"
whilst saying this he pointed to me and gestured a strum so i imagined he was asking if i played.
"no", i said, safe in the knowledge it meant the same in most languages. i passed the guitar to him and he began to play traditional Peruvian music. I ate my sandwich whilst i listened to him play and made an executive decision as head gardener, "were done gardening for today. lets go Busking instead."
"bus-king" the Peruvian replied slow and broken.
"yes, your a very talented man, i am going to take you to a place where we can make lots of money quickly, where we wont be troubled by the cops." i was getting very excited, i remembered the commotion around the Peruvian group who performed at the town hall to rapturous applause and bulging begging baskets. "its a ten minute walk" i announced in a language the Peruvian didn't really understand but with an enthusiasm he was drunk on. We walked with his guitar and blowpipes through the park and towards the town centre.
We headed for the subway and we played for half an hour. I say we, he played and blew and sung and i held out a hat. we got 15 pounds, i took 12 and left him with three. he knew he was being robbed but he had a good time and enjoyed himself and he much preferred it to being raped by a priest.

Subway - Patrick

Patrick was a sandwich artist. At least that's what it said on the hat. He'd worn many hats in his years as a member of the part-time workforce that kept the nation's fast food economy afloat. Ah the joys of minimum wage. There may not be perks but at least there were hats. And hats were something you could believe in. At least that's what he told himself as he looked down at his newly issued green and yellow visor. Perhaps this time would be different. He was, after all,
a sandwich artist now. That in and of itself had it mean something he decided as he served his first drunken customer of the evening.

Perhaps however, he reflected as the customer started weeing on the floor, he was just a collector of hats.

Subway - Missy Hannah

Saturday morning
The underground is like hell
Kings Cross, Baker Street

Subway - Dogmatix

Whispering tunnels
Loud speaker, please mind the gap
Stairwells and strangers

Subway - Beau

Boom Boom Boom Ker-PLOW!
Should have taken a taxi
On 7/7