Plastic - Beau

Now, what could I rhyme with the word "plastic"?
An obvious choice would have to be "drastic"
Another lazy choice I could use would be "spastic"
I think I'll go with "drastic"; this poem is fantastic!

Now that I've used the main word, I can deviate
Since I'm being lazy with this poem, I'll abbreviate
OMFG,TPIG
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS POEM IS GREAT!"

Like that choice of words? I was trying to use
The easiest word to rhyme with bar 2, line 2
I think my speed-writing is the best, don't you?
I use the loo to poo-poo, cows go "moo"

(Audience - "BOOOOOOO!")