She was a well revered girl
Gorgeous and respected
Until something changed her whole world
Now she feels rejected
When she reflects, her toes curl
Because now her life is hectic
So here's her story, unfurled
Of her accident unexpected...
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It was autumn, around October of 1985
When suddenly her hopes of being always desired died
Going out for drinks with friends, just another average night
They pissed away the evening, but no one was sober to drive
After they heard "Last orders!", they vacated the bar
Handed the keys to the one deemed most sober while in the car
They drove down a two lane road, but didn't make it far
Clipped a vehicle and turned over; and looking down, they saw the stars
She woke up in the hospital with a collapsed slit
Now guys look at her crotch, and say "I just can't do it."
She's no longer desired, because of the state of her bits
Some smokers have iron lungs, but now she has an Iron Fish.
Gorgeous and respected
Until something changed her whole world
Now she feels rejected
When she reflects, her toes curl
Because now her life is hectic
So here's her story, unfurled
Of her accident unexpected...
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It was autumn, around October of 1985
When suddenly her hopes of being always desired died
Going out for drinks with friends, just another average night
They pissed away the evening, but no one was sober to drive
After they heard "Last orders!", they vacated the bar
Handed the keys to the one deemed most sober while in the car
They drove down a two lane road, but didn't make it far
Clipped a vehicle and turned over; and looking down, they saw the stars
She woke up in the hospital with a collapsed slit
Now guys look at her crotch, and say "I just can't do it."
She's no longer desired, because of the state of her bits
Some smokers have iron lungs, but now she has an Iron Fish.
That's brilliant Beau.
ReplyDeleteAlso horrible.
Great song.
Riveting.
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