Late - Beau

I went on the Jeremy Kyle show
My baby mama showed up
She used more diplomacy than I did
So I was told to "Grow up."

But hold up;
I take precautionary measures with this stuff
I play rough, 
But I always caught my jizz in a latex cup

I had my doubts
When she told me she was "late"
I was justified in my allegations because of text messages from my mates

So I came onto the stage and seperated the chairs
Never would have happened if I'd pushed her down the stairs