Broken Ankles - Beau

I'm sitting in the car, happy as hell
My joy will remain as long as my appendages swell
But Mum drove me anyway, so I could watch
My teammates play the soccer game. Oh, they just lost

I got injured last week. Thank fuck!
Now I don't have to play a game that sucks
Too much running around. That sport fucking rankles
I'm so fucking glad that I now have broken ankles