John always hated early morning, he always thinks this hatred is due to the fact of having a sleeping pattern which requires him to drink until he falls over. This was a different morning though, yes last night he indeed had a few drinks, indeed he woke up with his legs in the bath tub and his face on the floor.
As John woke up and found himself in a very strange sleeping position. There was two reasons why the day was a perfect start for him, firstly because in his bathroom with him was a naked chick, witch means John must have done something right in his drunken state. Secondly he could hear a very strong wind coming in though the window. Indeed john was a windsurfer. As he walked towards the kitchen he stopped in the living room and turned on the T.V to find a man with a very fake tan and a very fake smile informing the people of very strong winds and big waves. This made John move a lot faster than he would normally.
After John was finished filling up his small car with red bull's and windsurfing kit his room mate came down the stairs shouting to John to clean up, but John laughed at this and replied "I'm off, tell that girl in the bathroom you don't know me" the reply from his flat mate bill was not what he wanted to hear "She knows who you are, that's Beth." At this point John drove away as fast as he could.
Driving as fast as he could John finally got to the beach after a 15 min journey and 4 red bull's, as he got out of the car so did lots of empty can and sandwich packets. Everybody knew John at the beach because he was a amazing windsurfer as well as the fact that he would often empty last nights beers out of his stomach before he did any thing.
John was finally ready to go on the water it took him 30 mins to set up his kit but he was very happy today was very windy with 3 meter waves, there wasn't much beach left, the tide was very high and with the waves the water was almost on the road. In a hurry John jumped on his board and off he went, a little warm up he thought as he was still a bit dizzy, he went out and turned around, surfing back to the beach now, John went for a small jump, straight away he was in the air thinking this was a bad idea. BANG a loud crash as John landed on the road some guy shouting "Haha, CONCRETE SURF!"
As John woke up and found himself in a very strange sleeping position. There was two reasons why the day was a perfect start for him, firstly because in his bathroom with him was a naked chick, witch means John must have done something right in his drunken state. Secondly he could hear a very strong wind coming in though the window. Indeed john was a windsurfer. As he walked towards the kitchen he stopped in the living room and turned on the T.V to find a man with a very fake tan and a very fake smile informing the people of very strong winds and big waves. This made John move a lot faster than he would normally.
After John was finished filling up his small car with red bull's and windsurfing kit his room mate came down the stairs shouting to John to clean up, but John laughed at this and replied "I'm off, tell that girl in the bathroom you don't know me" the reply from his flat mate bill was not what he wanted to hear "She knows who you are, that's Beth." At this point John drove away as fast as he could.
Driving as fast as he could John finally got to the beach after a 15 min journey and 4 red bull's, as he got out of the car so did lots of empty can and sandwich packets. Everybody knew John at the beach because he was a amazing windsurfer as well as the fact that he would often empty last nights beers out of his stomach before he did any thing.
John was finally ready to go on the water it took him 30 mins to set up his kit but he was very happy today was very windy with 3 meter waves, there wasn't much beach left, the tide was very high and with the waves the water was almost on the road. In a hurry John jumped on his board and off he went, a little warm up he thought as he was still a bit dizzy, he went out and turned around, surfing back to the beach now, John went for a small jump, straight away he was in the air thinking this was a bad idea. BANG a loud crash as John landed on the road some guy shouting "Haha, CONCRETE SURF!"
Brilliant Guy, made me laugh! Good story mate, it read really well.
ReplyDeleteGreat read Guy, very funny!
ReplyDeleteMatt
cooooool
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with john and a friend, away from home